3 Mar

University sucks. When i was in high school, all i ever wanted was to go to university and have the time of my life.

After watching movies like American pie and other post teen movies, I thought I knew what I would be getting myself into.

In my mind i had these thoughts of crazy, sorority parties, threesomes, going to jail with my friends and laughing about it later, staying up all night getting higher than the clouds on mushrooms, weed and steamed cat fur.

But NO, there was nothing of the sort. I still find it hard to believe that, I actually have to go to class and LEARN stuff. who would have guessed? as if that is not enough, Iam expected to pass and study all the time.  They actually have a library and people go there. This was all just too much for me.

The creepiest thing of all is seeing students walking around with books and what they call “lawn chairs”..what is this attack of the nerds? So i thought it Out and in my first year i would go to the “lawns” to read..not school stuff-novels and things like that, and i would see people sitting on the grass surrounded by books and papers and all kinds of nerdy stuff. What the hell?

Then the torture began, getting calls from home and people telling me how i have made them proud that i am in university. And the presure just kept on mounting…where are all the things i read about? The hot shirtless guys who wink at you on your way to class.

You are probably asking yourself “why cant this crazy girl just do all those things and save herself the stress, who is stoping her, lame?”, yeah, iam asking myself the same thing.

We will never know why.

I know you are looking at the picture above and thinking “come on this place is beautiful, girl you are too much of a drama queen.” but you dont know what you are talking about. This is the place where people go mad from studying (sad), forget the feel of soap on their bodies because they feel bathing is a waste of time (gross), lose so much weight from worrying that there eyes start to appear sunken in, like malnutritioned children(true story) and even adopt a fashion sense that makes hobos look like millionares (bungwe style).

This is the place where you are so stressed daily that you just wanna scream out loud and snap at anyone who is in your way. I know what you are thinking now “what the hell, girl you are just stupid and dumb, how are you even in Uni, i bet you just copy stuff?”…you might be right, who knows. But it still wont change the fact that this place is HELL-THE PROTOTYPE.

People looking in from outside will hardly believe this place is like jail..okay maybe not so much and maybe i am exagerating a bit there.

Okay sure they “pay” us and all, but that temporally heaven only lasts like a week and then its back to the stress, depression, suicidal thoughts, premature baldness, lack of sleep, lack of smiles on peoples faces, pressure, and all those other things which turned me into a compulsive nail biter.

Yeah This place stinks.


7 Responses to “WELCOME TO HELL.”

  1. sylvester March 3, 2012 at 5:28 pm #

    This is nothing but the truth………i totally agree with u.

    • dorcamis March 3, 2012 at 7:47 pm #

      and its just a matter of time before we go back again…oh mayne

  2. ZED LOLS March 3, 2012 at 10:03 pm #

    “they actually have a library
    and people go there.” Lol

  3. Sui Generis April 7, 2012 at 12:49 pm #

    Haha I know exactly what you mean, last year was hell for me plus ZIT, I even lost 15 kilos, buh I have gained it back n ready to lose it when we open.lol.

    • A Girl Nicknamed Dee April 7, 2012 at 12:57 pm #

      Ine shocked and disappointed ayi.
      And i am already skinny, add ZIT to that and i end up a tooth pick,haha

      • Sui Generis April 7, 2012 at 1:07 pm #

        Hahaha ZIT teinobe!

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