Home Alone Confessions

1 Mar

No this has nothing to do with that movie “Home Alone”.

Every once in a while we find ourselves home alone and then we are overwhelmed by this feeling of absolute power…like you are a greek god or something. So happy like you can do anything now, without a care in the world. no parents siblings and no children..whoo

So here Iam home alone, a list of things to do to choose from and the one thought that was on my mind was “How do I make a blog entry from this?’ then It hit me…like a slap on the face *smack*

The top five things to do when you are home alone and you are certain that no one is coming back soon to find you doing them”  yeah not very catchy i know, but you get the point.

1.   Walk around in nothing but your underwear and socks

Okay this is a must do for everyone, it is that one slice of heaven i really enjoy. So as soon as they say bye, lock the door (just in case they come back unexpectedly) and after 30 minutes when you are  sure they are not coming back..Boom. off comes the clothes and on comes the underwear parade. but if you are really daring and want to feel even more “liberated”, why not go butt naked. But make sure your windows are closed, we dont want any trouble.

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2.   Have a “sock skating” competition by yourself

My mom always used to stop me from putting on my socks and sliding around in the house..especially in the passage way. something about it being dangerous or something. so now whenever i am home alone, that is the second thing i do. I call it sock skating and since our passage way is really long it just adds a cherry to the cake.

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3.  Play really loud music and pretend you are in a rock band

if you dont love bon jovi now would be a good time to start. start playing “its my life” or “have a nice day” really loud and try to sing louder than they do. shout your lungs out and play a fake guitar. okay fine if you are not rock fan..blast the roof with LMFAO’s “party rock anthem” and shuffle like there is no tomorrow.

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4.  Eat like a pig and feel no shame about it

yes i said it…now unless the food in your house is counted, no one will know you ate up a storm. I suggest having your cereal, yoghurt, icecream,maple cyrup, fruit, chocolate sauce and custard all in  one gigantic bowl… 🙂

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5.  Ignore Every knock at the door

the one thing that will ruin your temporally heaven are people constantly knocking and asking to see people who are not around. whoever it is, just pretend you are not home, It doesnt matter if they are jehovas witnesses, the electricity bill people, just ignore it…though the loud music will kinda give you away 😀

but that is just me, some people will have house parties, sex orgies, a fake marriage ceremony, make a porno, invite the hobos over and even turn the house into a studio. But i am not that ambitious and i am a coward so i will stick to my top five 😀

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15 Responses to “Home Alone Confessions”

  1. erikankie March 1, 2012 at 3:21 pm #

    I love the moment you think, I can do ANYTHING! So you gorge, watch bad tv and have intermittent sock skating/dance contests alone. Great post.

    • dorcamis March 1, 2012 at 3:23 pm #

      Thanx hun, good times…you should try it 😀

      • erikankie March 1, 2012 at 3:24 pm #

        Every Wednesday and Thursday when the boyfie is at school! It’s my light at the end of the tunnel 🙂

        • dorcamis March 1, 2012 at 3:27 pm #

          😀 believe me i know..its not like i hate people or anything but i just like some “me time” you know

  2. Sui Generis March 1, 2012 at 4:08 pm #

    #1 Everytime, n I pee with the bathroom door too, yeah I live the dangerous life I know, I know.lol.

    #2 Awe for that one, I only dare sometimes n I always do it shirtless ¤You wouldn’t want to imagine that¤, I once fell n bruised my back.

    #3 I pretend to be Morzat n conduct my imaginary Orchestra while I play loud classical music n I sometimes pretend to be a fly while stand beside a wall n makes buzzing sounds with the song Vitumbuwa on replay. ¤don’t give me that look, it makes sense to me¤lol.

    #4 Food? mmh I just snack on premature butterflies, *vinkubala* or or or Rice yakusashila, sugar na sour milk. +you should try it+

    #5 Oh yes! That is always on my list, except sometimes when I answer the door, excuse myself n I come back muwahahaha ¤chokes on maize¤ ¤cough¤cough¤ ya! hehe

    • dorcamis March 1, 2012 at 4:10 pm #

      lol..u are doing it big,huh?lol nice

      • Sui Generis March 1, 2012 at 4:17 pm #

        Lol on #1 I meant to write “. . .I pee with bathroom door open too”. . . hehe thanx.

        • dorcamis March 1, 2012 at 4:19 pm #

          yeah, everybody does that.. 😀

      • Sui Generis March 1, 2012 at 5:02 pm #

        Umwaku typer fast, pa #5 yachifwikila uku ba ati “. . .Sometimes when I answer the door, I excuse myself n never come back.”

        • dorcamis March 1, 2012 at 5:13 pm #

          how come you were so excited…? but i figured that 1 out a bit..i think.lol

      • Sui Generis March 2, 2012 at 5:31 am #

        Hehehe I type without looking elo I was at work, so had to pause a couple of times coz of customers.

      • Sui Generis March 2, 2012 at 11:00 pm #

        🙂

  3. Sarai March 2, 2012 at 12:26 pm #

    When am home alone, im in my boxers a vest and socks. I thought it was just me lol

    • dorcamis March 2, 2012 at 12:33 pm #

      girl that is what i do…boxers and a vest? lol nice

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